Q: “Is there anything girls can do for guys (beside sex) that they would really like..you know…like girls like flowers, hugs, and phone calls. What romantic things do guys like?” anonymous
A: “Massages are good. Hugs, I like hugs. Blowjobs, but you knew that. Phone calls are good too. Booty calls are real good. I’m sorry, I just don’t deal with romance so I always bring up sex. Rent a movie, and hang on the couch. Hell, I’m lost”