The Size of Little Meni

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Q: “Is your ego bigger than your Cock?” anonymous
A: “Of course

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Dogma, the film

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Q: “have you seen Dogma? and is it true about what they say about anal sex and farting the cum out afterwards?
sex” Zanthe
A: “Saw Dogma, it was OK, and yes chicks can shoot cum out of their asses”

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Boobs shrunk

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Q: “hey meni, My tits use to be a c and now the have gone down to a b. why is that, I got sick a long time ago and lost about 10 pounds and my tits went down. How do I get my c cup back?” anonymous
A: “You would have to gain weight, and I don’t recommend that, hows your ass look?”

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Gay?

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Q: “Why is this website so goddamn Gay?” anonymous
A: “Hmmm, good question, lemme ask my boyfriend”

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Perfect Night, male point of view

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Q: “Is there anything girls can do for guys (beside sex) that they would really like..you know…like girls like flowers, hugs, and phone calls. What romantic things do guys like?” anonymous
A: “Massages are good. Hugs, I like hugs. Blowjobs, but you knew that. Phone calls are good too. Booty calls are real good. I’m sorry, I just don’t deal with romance so I always bring up sex. Rent a movie, and hang on the couch. Hell, I’m lost”

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REVENGE

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Q: “Some dumbfuck just broke my window ! I know who it is, should i just break his window or break his legs ! His girlfriend is pretty hot, should i just fuck her and get even !” Hobbs Surrey BC cAnada
A: “Break his window with his leg, then make him watch you fuck his girl. Hang your coat on his head”

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Female orgasm

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Q: “what is the best way to have an orgasm if you are a female?” candieapple tennessee, usa
A: “If you were from NH I would have said, ‘ME’. But you aren’t, so, a good vibrator on your clit” (While blowing me)

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20 ounce bottles

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Q: “is it possible to stick whole 20ounce bottles up you r ass and pussy at the same and look through them with a flash light ? if it is lets it . signed the” BEAVER
A: “You can’t look in the bottle in your pussy and see out your ass. But if you are into double penetration, you could be a porn star. When you go to the zoo with your boyfriend, does zookeeper say, “thanks for bringing her back” ?

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Acknowledges I’m a Pimp!

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Q: “How did you get to be so pimp? Much love…” D$
A: “Started 1992. Hanging out in a strip club. Talking to some chicks. Realized, I could become an agent. Started booking the chicks. That’s one aspect of my pimpin’. My coolness and confidence ensures me Pimp Hall of Fame credentials.”

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Was I hurt?

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Q: “It seems to me that you have been hurt many times before in past relationships. I’m sure you have been, but who hasn’t? I guess my question to you is why is it so hard for you to believe in true and undying love? What else has happened to you in your life to make it so difficult, besides any women who’s hurt you in a relationship before. Is it just that or something else? Sarah
A: “True and undying love? ha ha. Stop reading romance novels. I was never dropped as a child, but I did have my arm pulled out of location once. The thought of one chick, for the rest of my life? Limiting, and sad.”

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