Someone with an issue with ME

Q: “WHAT MAKES YOU AN EXPERT? WHY WOULD ANYONE LISTEN TO WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY??” CURIOUS IN BOSTON
A: “Where do I say I’m an expert? Although I know more about the game of life than 99% of the people out there. Ask me a question, I bet I help you out, one way or the other. By the way, are you cute?”
Follow up: Q: “Ok so your not an expert. What do you do when you want sex all day long but no one to have it with???” Curious in Boston
A: “What do I do? Or what do you do? I don’t want sex all day long. If you do, and you are in Boston, take 93 north”