Tabledance

Q: “what exactly is a tabledance? My boyfriend of two years went to a stripclub with his friends last summer and I just found out last week that he got a table dance. Should I be mad. He said they are nothing. I have no idea what goes on in those places and what girls do exactly.” some chick
A: “oh my god, tabledance? leave him! ok, ok, just fucking with you. Tabledance, she dances one song, at his table, depending on the state/town laws, maybe 3 foot mininum between customer and dancer, or maybe light contact. Now, a lap dance? they chick is grinding his cock as hard as she can to get him off, ask if it was a lapdance, and if so, who fucking cares, get over it you tramp!”